Dear Reader,
Don't agree to the Facebook ad to donate eggs. It may seem like a good idea at the time, but then...you may have a kid somewhere.
Love,
Julia and Lisa
Monday, July 6, 2009
Lesson Number 003
Dear Reader,
Become friends with people who have gauges in their ears so you can find out what they look like when they turn 70.
Love,
Julia
Become friends with people who have gauges in their ears so you can find out what they look like when they turn 70.
Love,
Julia
Lesson Number 002
Dear Reader,
Don't ever put a container of sliced watermelon in your library tote bag. The top may fall off and then the juice will leak out and spill all over your books. Plus also, you might forget and leave it in your car for 3 days. And let's face it: rotten watermelon does NOT smell good.
Love,
Lisa
Don't ever put a container of sliced watermelon in your library tote bag. The top may fall off and then the juice will leak out and spill all over your books. Plus also, you might forget and leave it in your car for 3 days. And let's face it: rotten watermelon does NOT smell good.
Love,
Lisa
Lesson Number 001
Dear Reader,
Don't put Pyridium in your pocket. You might forget about it and then your mom might wash your clothes and then you will stain the entire load orange.
Love,
Lisa
Don't put Pyridium in your pocket. You might forget about it and then your mom might wash your clothes and then you will stain the entire load orange.
Love,
Lisa
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