Lesson Number 008

Dear Reader,

If you decide you want to be boring remember: you can't even throw cheese puffs at people.

Love,
Lisa

Lesson Number 007

Dear Reader,

Later = Better

Love,
Lisa

Lesson Number 006

Dear Reader,

Make sure your kids know about your past family early on. You don't want them to find out they've been dating their cousin.

Love,
Julia and Lisa

Lesson Number 005

Dear Reader,

It always starts with two hours late. The next thing you know, you're salsa dancing.

Love,
Julia

Lesson Number 004

Dear Reader,

Don't agree to the Facebook ad to donate eggs. It may seem like a good idea at the time, but then...you may have a kid somewhere.

Love,
Julia and Lisa

Lesson Number 003

Dear Reader,

Become friends with people who have gauges in their ears so you can find out what they look like when they turn 70.

Love,
Julia

Lesson Number 002

Dear Reader,

Don't ever put a container of sliced watermelon in your library tote bag. The top may fall off and then the juice will leak out and spill all over your books. Plus also, you might forget and leave it in your car for 3 days. And let's face it: rotten watermelon does NOT smell good.

Love,
Lisa

Lesson Number 001

Dear Reader,

Don't put Pyridium in your pocket. You might forget about it and then your mom might wash your clothes and then you will stain the entire load orange.

Love,
Lisa